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Toothache

Hey Toothache, tell us a joke about teeth.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Incisor
Incisor who?
Inside yer mouth

Knock, knock
Who's there
Filling
Filling who?
Feeling great because my teeth are clean

Why are dentists always sad?
Because they are always looking down in the mouth

What is big and scary and fills cavities?...
Dentist the Menace

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...
He braces himself

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...
A molar bear

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?...
A month later he was picking his teeth

Can you make up some jokes about teeth?
Email us
with them, and if they are really good you might see them on this page.

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